All those driving 420 trains in grey markets today, my heart, mind and good vibes go out to you. Will anyone remember you when the tables turn and we don’t have to meet like thieves in the night anymore? I will. Rebels, renegades, trying to get paid,... moreAll those driving 420 trains in grey markets today, my heart, mind and good vibes go out to you. Will anyone remember you when the tables turn and we don’t have to meet like thieves in the night anymore? I will. Rebels, renegades, trying to get paid, laid, made in the shade, or just shading light on the wrongs and trying to make them right. I salute you, morning, noon and night. Thank you for all you do. The risks you take on the deals you make. Doing the work in the name of god or gods, Mother Nature, Marley and Herer. Be safe, sweet relief is coming, times are changing fast even though it’s been a long time coming. Won’t be too long till we get there. Hang in there , be smart, eyes wide and head in a swivel. We need you! You may not be the weed heroes the city wants, but you are the heroes we need! less
Don’t touch that dial....Golden Nugget for real.
I was bored,oh lord!went to the golden nugget casino and had three Friday nights on a Saturday morning.
The biggest reason I hate you is because you are me. I can’t forgive you because you are me. No one is harder on me than you. Because you are me. Biggest reason to be you is because you are me. I can only be me but I can’t because you are me. I... moreThe biggest reason I hate you is because you are me. I can’t forgive you because you are me. No one is harder on me than you. Because you are me. Biggest reason to be you is because you are me. I can only be me but I can’t because you are me. I can’t stand you most the time because you are me. Sometimes. At night. I like that you are me. In deep deep silence when the moon shines bright. You are me. less
When I was in the Army boot camp somewhere before World War I. It was like world war .5. That’s how long ago it was. Not even a full world or war yet. It was actually a war between Pangea and couple rabid penguins. God dammit on ice, those penguins... moreWhen I was in the Army boot camp somewhere before World War I. It was like world war .5. That’s how long ago it was. Not even a full world or war yet. It was actually a war between Pangea and couple rabid penguins. God dammit on ice, those penguins were shifty shits! Don’t let those slippery tap dancing tuxedo wearing shit bags fool you. The min you turn your back on them, they will eat your mother. Whole, no chewing, no chaser. What the fuck was I talking about..oh yeah, and that boy turned out to be Conway Twitty. No wait, wrong stoned rant...ok back in Army bootcamp. It wasn’t the United States army yet, the states weren’t united at that time, there were only three states and really that third one was just a life raft George Washington’s grandpa had tied to the back of a donkey. He was fucking crazier than a wooden shit house squirrel with a mouth full of wooden people shit. In bootcamp.....my next door bunk buddy was a very tall young man named Brown, he was from Detroit. He was fucking hilarious. During locker box inspection he’d pull out his anaconda sized dick and wave it at you behind the drill sergeants back. He was from Detroit. I did so many push ups one time that I think I am still doing them in a alternate universe somewhere. Brown and I tried to come up with the most offensive thing you can say or call someone. “Motherfucker” doesn’t work, it’s technically true for half of every hetro relationship involving children. “Bitch” is too embraced by most, men and women both. We decided, if you really really really really want to piss someone off in 10 words or less, telling someone to “Suck A Fat Babies Dick”, will do the trick. If you are looking for a fight and you yell “go Suck A Fat Babies Dick” to someone, they will take a swing at you. Even grandma will throw down if you tell her that. Telling someone to “Suck A Fat Babies Dick” you are essential are calling them a ; chubby chasing homosexual pedifile. Two of those three things will offend at least one member of the family. Whisper it to your least favorite relative at the thanksgiving and turn the table into the 4th of July.
My name is Duck Chuckelpants and this is my blog full of
rancid penguins for you. less
ForbesTwentyThere was more to this story but it cut off for some reason, really anyone who glazed over it stopped reading once they didn’t see a nipple. Hahahahaha Harsha smiley here
When I was in the Army boot camp somewhere before World War I. It was like... moreThere was more to this story but it cut off for some reason, really anyone who glazed over it stopped reading once they didn’t see a nipple. Hahahahaha Harsha smiley here
When I was in the Army boot camp somewhere before World War I. It was like world war .5. That’s how long ago it was. Not even a full world or war yet. It was actually a war between Pangea and couple rabid penguins. God dammit on ice, those penguins were shifty shits! Don’t let those slippery tap dancing tuxedo wearing shit bags fool you. The min you turn your back on them, they will eat your mother. Whole, no chewing, no chaser. What the fuck was I talking about..oh yeah, and that boy turned out to be Conway Twitty. No wait, wrong stoned rant...ok back in Army bootcamp. It wasn’t the United States army yet, the states weren’t united at that time, there were only three states and really that third one was just a life raft George Washington’s grandpa had tied to the back of a donkey. He was fucking crazier than a... less
November 15, 2018
The Watson Experiment
It only cuts off on the website, limited characters, on the app you can right a book
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Thanks GreatUncleRich, I really am just glad I have a spot to let the weird out at. Thank you again, I love this place and I love the people...except you know who....you know who you are
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt
That last shit I typed was my motherfuckering marry wanna but ain’t saying it, masterpiece that I worked all my life on but just came up with when I was smoking and thinking of all your faces. If my story had tits in the middle of... moreShiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt
That last shit I typed was my motherfuckering marry wanna but ain’t saying it, masterpiece that I worked all my life on but just came up with when I was smoking and thinking of all your faces. If my story had tits in the middle of it. Like fucking erect nipples oooozing in exotic oil. Like a fucking real tit that would come out of the screen during one of my stoned depraved rants and with its hardness just to tease your lips. If it had that, a 8 of gorilla glue 4 in every bite. Would you then appreciate the stupid shit I post.....love kisses and penicillin. You pal Bogarting Humphrey
The Sativaites landed, fully aware and awake to bake and take on the dreaded Indicamarians. The Indicamarians were a peaceful race of buds and buddies. They like to relax by the purple pool of kush down by the OG trees. But no one expected those wretched... moreThe Sativaites landed, fully aware and awake to bake and take on the dreaded Indicamarians. The Indicamarians were a peaceful race of buds and buddies. They like to relax by the purple pool of kush down by the OG trees. But no one expected those wretched Hybrids to intervene. Always on the fence line. Never choosing a side. I’m the best of both worlds is what they seem to scream internally however they were always trying to unite the Sativaties and the Indicamarians. This day on planet Chemdawg X will go down in Forbes Twenty History. less
Sunday stone day question of the day. Here is goes. I mean, here it goes....why didn’t I just backspace and correct that. Shit I don’t know. Why are you talking to yourself in the middle of this post? Why didn’t you just erase that too???? Okay.... moreSunday stone day question of the day. Here is goes. I mean, here it goes....why didn’t I just backspace and correct that. Shit I don’t know. Why are you talking to yourself in the middle of this post? Why didn’t you just erase that too???? Okay. Stone day question. Real important shit here. Okay. Really loud in all caps!!
HERE IT IS! ....
Shit I forgot what I was gonna say. less
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I snuck in the back of this place. They left the door open and I was out back smoking with Proffessorralsdkjfasld Danky Kong.I ran in when no one was looking
Get buy with...
Get high with...
Wha? Little help from your friends.
Message today
No one
I mean fucnking no one gets by without a little help from a friend.
If you need one
Be one
If you don’t need one
Still be one
Pay it forward so you... moreGet buy with...
Get high with...
Wha? Little help from your friends.
Message today
No one
I mean fucnking no one gets by without a little help from a friend.
If you need one
Be one
If you don’t need one
Still be one
Pay it forward so you don’t end up on your behind.
“The future is the past that hasn’t happened yet “ less
Strain of the day Monday or straining to get through the Monday.
SUMO Phucking GRANDE!
Had it? You like the Sativia? It like playing Donkey Kong with King Kong's Ding Dong smokin a silo sized bong
on your moms ping pong table, back in the day!
Take... moreStrain of the day Monday or straining to get through the Monday.
SUMO Phucking GRANDE!
Had it? You like the Sativia? It like playing Donkey Kong with King Kong's Ding Dong smokin a silo sized bong
on your moms ping pong table, back in the day!
Take it for what it is because it is what you take.
IDEA: Become the official message board for Leafly.com?
There's a sponsor for ya.... less
Forgive,
If you can’t forgive,
Forget,
If you can’t forget it,
Get the hell away from it before you hold its head under water ,it stops breathing, then you are the lamb, living in shotgun motels always looking over your shoulder. Then, in fact,... moreForgive,
If you can’t forgive,
Forget,
If you can’t forget it,
Get the hell away from it before you hold its head under water ,it stops breathing, then you are the lamb, living in shotgun motels always looking over your shoulder. Then, in fact, immersing yourself into the the thing you couldn’t just forgive or forget in the fucking first place you revenge filled jackass!
Once your gotten your breath.
Take a breath.
Then figure out if you will forgive or forget it....the most important part ......
besides a false alias, a go bag and a good mob doctor.
You have to.......
Forgive yourself
That
My
Fam
Even if you can’t forgive or ever forget!
It is paramount
.......you have to....forgive.......yourself......
That is the hardest part in my over inflated opinion.....
Rain
So much fucking rain
Everything inside the homes is outside
It sits naked and unembassed
My mind, from the days of water, drifts.....
Let go of it
It’s only material possessions
They drift
Through the streams of mud and memories
At least... moreRain
So much fucking rain
Everything inside the homes is outside
It sits naked and unembassed
My mind, from the days of water, drifts.....
Let go of it
It’s only material possessions
They drift
Through the streams of mud and memories
At least the weed is dry enough to smoke less
Since writing this and thinking it was funny
PaneroBuck has told how to edit my ramblings! Little arrow in corner...so....
enjoy (or dont I dont fucking care.....but I hope you do, deep down I reallly realllly hope you do enjoy it.)
So enjoy the... moreSince writing this and thinking it was funny
PaneroBuck has told how to edit my ramblings! Little arrow in corner...so....
enjoy (or dont I dont fucking care.....but I hope you do, deep down I reallly realllly hope you do enjoy it.)
So enjoy the following uneiditededasdalskdj stoner rant where the stoner who is ranting is wrong.
be strong
be WRONG!
A stoner social media site without a edit feature?
Now that's comedy gold!
ahahahahahaahahahahahahIcantspellevenifIwasstraightahahaha
Delete me
Now...?
You know I'm only serious when I'm kidding and
I'm always seriously kidding...(print the t shirt now, right?)
I'll put a little Shuggie Otis on top of it, will that make it better?
You are (or are not) welcome
All
Puns
Intended but always splendid less
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eheheheheheheh is the way we laughed in the 70s
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha is the lol for old people
carry on and smoke a bong
all hail tommy chong .
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I DIDNT KNOW!!! Now I do...my kids and, I did too when I was a kid, they always say
"I know I know" In my old age, its ok to not no and say so. Then you get to say Thanks! So, thanks maaaaan!
October 4, 2018
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Ohhhh sooo I’m the asshole? Well I am. It’s there but not a arrow must be different on what device you log in at. My is three dots. Ahhhhh. Sorry for the mess in the microwave
I wrote this on a cheap bathroom paper towel yesterday...
Its a one way street
I'm beat and broken
on my own air
I am chocking
believed the lie
got the HMo then the PPO and all the other acronyms they preach to you at the altar of billing and... moreI wrote this on a cheap bathroom paper towel yesterday...
Its a one way street
I'm beat and broken
on my own air
I am chocking
believed the lie
got the HMo then the PPO and all the other acronyms they preach to you at the altar of billing and finance
during the co pay sermon.
I got the job
still got it
got the insurance
but my doctor still treats me like ....Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Clay Davis
ask any Malcolm or Mavis
WHY?
I'm healthy I exercise at the level of a 30 year old in a 45 year ol' body, or was told
by my fitness device of choice...
riding in the health care Rolls Royce
I need a Xray today or tomorrow or Friday or Fry Day or ...
why the 10th?
Why you treat me like I'm late on rent?
It's the 2nd?!?!?
You reckon, I'll hold out till then, ladies and gentleman?
Urgent care 100 bucks of pop
health care boogie
you can't
you won't
you don't
stop
till all the dollars are dropped and our asses in the grave
prescribe the pill
might as well be a pipe
27 co-pay wrongs don't make it right...your right to deny me my screening and my weed and....
my patience at being a patient is running...OUT
Is there a doctor in the house?
That is still a house doctor and not a dolla proctor or procurer of finer FLOCKING golf courses. less
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Thanks for the kind words GUR! My grammars is like crumbly Off brand gram crackers. I babble when I’m stoned and you all are the only ones who will listen. Thanks again my friends and fam.
When I’m not looking at porn or weed or weed porn, what do I do with the other 23.5 hours of my day?
(Dial up takes 15 mins this side of Raytown)
I listen to the funk!
Shuggie Otis for your funky faces, kitty cats! Inspiration Information
A mellow... moreWhen I’m not looking at porn or weed or weed porn, what do I do with the other 23.5 hours of my day?
(Dial up takes 15 mins this side of Raytown)
I listen to the funk!
Shuggie Otis for your funky faces, kitty cats! Inspiration Information
A mellow gold funk treasure.
If Bill Withers had made Sly’s Fresh, it would be this record
What the funk does that even mean?
If we were twice as smooth as this record we’d be 10 times smoother than we are now!
What the fuck does that even mean, you odd mothfunker?
Smoke and listen my funkified babies!
Wha?
Huh?
“Danky Kong” bitches! Said in the voice of a 420 Jesse Pinkman
Fry day your Friday with the best of them because you are.
You are all fabulous and I love all your 420fam funk faces less
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glad you diggin it too. He put this together like Stevie and sly but didn’t get the play it should have in its time. One of the miracles of the inter web. New old music has new life for old and new ears.
What does it all mean?
What is the meaning of it all?
Life, right?
The pursuit of the greater good.
Which is mostly misinterpreted as getting all that is good to you and fuck everyone else and their pursuit of happiness.
How about, do good. Just do... moreWhat does it all mean?
What is the meaning of it all?
Life, right?
The pursuit of the greater good.
Which is mostly misinterpreted as getting all that is good to you and fuck everyone else and their pursuit of happiness.
How about, do good. Just do good.
Not to seek the reward.
Anytime you do good seeking a reward you will come up with a fake treasure chest full of empty disappointment.
Do good for goodness sake!
It hurts a lot less than complaining on line about it....or having to read it....ME!
Today’s thought brought to you by Jacky White. Jacky White, the official sponsor of people who like Jacky White. less
49ers.deepI agree. You are energy and at this moment you are occupying the human form. Is my humble opinion that we are here to experience love, happiness, friendship, anger, hate, etc... why do we weigh less immediately after death, if energy lives on, what were... moreI agree. You are energy and at this moment you are occupying the human form. Is my humble opinion that we are here to experience love, happiness, friendship, anger, hate, etc... why do we weigh less immediately after death, if energy lives on, what were we doing 50 thousand years ago?
ok, just go with me on this....
Girl Scout Fight Club.
Right? You didn’t think of it before but now it’s all you want to see.
First rule of Girl Scout Fight Club
Talk constantly about Girl Scout Fight Club until your co-workers and loved ones... moreok, just go with me on this....
Girl Scout Fight Club.
Right? You didn’t think of it before but now it’s all you want to see.
First rule of Girl Scout Fight Club
Talk constantly about Girl Scout Fight Club until your co-workers and loved ones buy 12 tons of Carmel Delights.
AND If they don’t......they have to fight! less
Got my PhD in avoiding responsibility.
Thank you.
I’d like to be addressed as Dr Danky Kong from
Now on...no no no no..Fromm now on.
Dr professor Danky Kong PhD.
I’ll have you all know I’ve mastered and minored and master when I was a minor,... moreGot my PhD in avoiding responsibility.
Thank you.
I’d like to be addressed as Dr Danky Kong from
Now on...no no no no..Fromm now on.
Dr professor Danky Kong PhD.
I’ll have you all know I’ve mastered and minored and master when I was a minor, the inner workings on how to hide from working out side my home. I’ve worked really hard at doing nothing. I’d also like to inform you I am the fore most authority on any and everything that I know absolutely nothing about. Any questions? Yes you. Yes I have a question . Ok that’s great. If you can hold the questions till then end when I am gone. I will be sure to avoid them. But I will dodge them professionally. After all I am Dr professor Danky Kong PhD dds lmnop dvds cds blue ray and sweeeet baby rays. Now...no no no..now If it’s ok with me I’d like to leave and further my research in devout lethargy. less
Hang in there the tide is turning.
Hoping to tie-dye my soul in Thai stick.
If I died because I ate bad Thai,
and swole up and chocked on my tie,
Would you poke me in with a stick if the tide had turned
my ass up onto the shore?
Maybe we can have the Mundane Marijuana Men of Monday,
just me in my boxers, eating off-brand cereal out of a ol' country crock container watchin the Flintstones and ...getting......Fred and Barneyed!
Going out tonight.
Been a long while.
Going out tonight.
Gonna wear a big smile.
Got to be covert Bert when in the public eye.
Coors light. Bud light. But I can’t light my lye?
Flame it up
Fire it up
Where ever you may be.
Vape it up
Dab it up... moreGoing out tonight.
Been a long while.
Going out tonight.
Gonna wear a big smile.
Got to be covert Bert when in the public eye.
Coors light. Bud light. But I can’t light my lye?
Flame it up
Fire it up
Where ever you may be.
Vape it up
Dab it up
In the place to be.
If we all lit it up at the same time.
Locking us all up would be a crime.
Peace to the 420 fam-illmatic-lee.
Be safe out there on that 420 highway especially in the area of the map that is still grey. Or gray. less
Sorry. Don’t have Facebook NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL and don’t know what the fuck brevity means.....
Winner road Independence , MOe is getting to be scary. Indepndence , home of Harry Truman and meth labs.
Was number one on both those fronts. Insert... moreSorry. Don’t have Facebook NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL and don’t know what the fuck brevity means.....
Winner road Independence , MOe is getting to be scary. Indepndence , home of Harry Truman and meth labs.
Was number one on both those fronts. Insert your joke about Hiroshima and meth lab explosions and watch people cringe from here to Japan.
People.
Disposable people.
Piles of mattresses with people on them.
Like a blot of possums.
Lady on the other side of the over pass. looked like she went out for dinner three weeks ago and can’t find her car.
Playing with her earrings and shoeless. Sun and blow torched skin. Don’t know which has burnt her more. Check her soul and see.
Her sensible pants suit and body covered in underpass mud, dust and debris.
Meth dehumanizes and kills slowly.
Disposable people.
They are not.
You are not.
If know someone who thinks they are.
Remind them they are still loved.
Be the light that brings them back to being human and just humans being humane.
Peace to all your hearts. less
ForbesTwentyShe’s an amazing lady and only comes...around once a year. In these parts. Native from South Africa. Seasonal devil bitch godess I love you. That last line would crucify me in the town square of social unforgiveness known as the uncivil rest of the... moreShe’s an amazing lady and only comes...around once a year. In these parts. Native from South Africa. Seasonal devil bitch godess I love you. That last line would crucify me in the town square of social unforgiveness known as the uncivil rest of the web. Forgive me. The passion and torment mixed with love makes me as crazy as I am insane about her.
over heard conversation....
“Kids are growing up quick”
“Yeah they get old when they are young”
Now it’s suck in my head, like mental peanut butter.
Just on the roof of the brain.
Kind of like the time a government employee told me.
“We... moreover heard conversation....
“Kids are growing up quick”
“Yeah they get old when they are young”
Now it’s suck in my head, like mental peanut butter.
Just on the roof of the brain.
Kind of like the time a government employee told me.
“We work here but, we don’t do work here” less
My eyes and mouth have always been my weapons.
If I am cut short in the street, so be it.
If today is my day,
aint shit I can do about it any-who.
Roll the fastest Danky Kong blunt and say fuck you.
Either way if today is my day, I know I went... moreMy eyes and mouth have always been my weapons.
If I am cut short in the street, so be it.
If today is my day,
aint shit I can do about it any-who.
Roll the fastest Danky Kong blunt and say fuck you.
Either way if today is my day, I know I went because of my own way, because I had a say!
Died on my feet in the street and not on my knees blowing like Bs.
No gun
just love, from a sometimes razor tongue...(if I didn't love I wouldn't say boo...BOO!).....
LOve
loVE
aLL
YOU
CAN
CAN
Can
but FIGHT the Power and play the Isley Brothers really FUCKING LOUD!
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This rock. You see...
It ain’t my spot.
One day I will jettison home and tell the tales of the tails on the mud ball called, Earth.
Or Erf if you are under the age of five with a speech impediment.
They’ll say, “So, how’d it go?”
I’ll... moreThis rock. You see...
It ain’t my spot.
One day I will jettison home and tell the tales of the tails on the mud ball called, Earth.
Or Erf if you are under the age of five with a speech impediment.
They’ll say, “So, how’d it go?”
I’ll say, “well , ya know...
doctors are heroes and prescribe death by ones and infinite zeros. Meanwhile certain healing plants are illegal, those who serve and protect will beat you, if they catch you eating the wrong brownie. Depending on who you love is how you are judged and reality shows are the most scripted things I’ve ever seen. But that is how they choose their leaders.”
They won’t believe me. less
We are not joe and Jane six pack.
Fuck the status quo we want our minds back.
Bud isn’t wiser it’s all a hack.
The 420 Fam is for real and on the right track, jack!
Its Monday but I still got love.
Love is hard to do, sometimes, but much more rewarding.
Hate is easy and easy to give into,
but it becomes you and kills the soul.
Love, always love.
Love with your whole soul because hate will put a hole in your... moreIts Monday but I still got love.
Love is hard to do, sometimes, but much more rewarding.
Hate is easy and easy to give into,
but it becomes you and kills the soul.
Love, always love.
Love with your whole soul because hate will put a hole in your soul
Blue Dreaming of a better day....... less
There is no justice. Just US. In the free market, the grey market and everywhere in between. Support your 420 brothers and sisters. One day the blut will be synonymous at the bbq as the Budweiser. I don’t drink that beer because the bud makes me wiser.... moreThere is no justice. Just US. In the free market, the grey market and everywhere in between. Support your 420 brothers and sisters. One day the blut will be synonymous at the bbq as the Budweiser. I don’t drink that beer because the bud makes me wiser. That’s a quote from the street philosophers know as the Pharcyde. less
Peace to all your hearts and minds. Puff in and blowing out into the sky.for all those who have gone before us. “Life’s a bitch then you die that’s why we puff lye ,cuz you never know when you gonna go. “For real Nas for real.