Happy Birthday to Mark Twain!! Born #otd 1835. A few quotes….

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot — Mark Twain

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. — Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.— Mark Twain

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.— Mark Twain

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.— Mark Twain

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.— Mark Twain

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.— Mark Twain

Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.— Mark Twain

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.— Mark Twain

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. — Mark Twain